guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD
MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME
the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe
this is embarrassing
When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
I AM THE LAW
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FEEL CUTE AND MAJESTIC AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO STATE IT WHENEVER YOU FUCKING PLEASE!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING SELF-CONFIDENCE AND ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT IS A FUCKWIDGET GO FORTH AND BE ADORABLE
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner